lejeudprimos:

morishigethecorpsefricker:

hot things to say during sex:

  • tally ho
  • gadzooks
  • boy howdy
  • holy toledo
  • land sakes alive
  • hello nurse
  • by gum
  • ay chihuahua
  • bobs your uncle
  • jumpin jehosa phat
  • sock it to me
  • shiver me timbers
  • win one for the gipper
  • shucky darn
  • fiddle faddle
  • oh my stars and garters

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

polkanots:

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